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OLD ENGLISH HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFE FUNNY CROSS STITCH PATTERN!
“Hideth thy kids hideth thy lady for those gents violating ev’rybody out hither”
Depending on which Aida cloth size you are using, the finished size of this image will vary. It is 238 (h) x 175 (w) stitches. The finished size on the most common Aida cloths will be about:
11 count Aida: 21.6” x 15.9”
14 count Aida: 17.0 x 12.5”
18 count Aida: 13.2” x 9.7”
22 count Aida: 10.8” x 9.0”
28 count Aida: 8.5” x 6.3” (optimal!)
This pattern is 238 (h) x 175 (w) stitches.
It requires 43 DMC colors.
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